Twilight Fans Tag created by

Caution: Contains spoilers from the ENTIRE SERIES

1. Are you a Twilight fan? If yes, then how long have you been a fan?
Yes. Since after New Moon, but before Eclipse

2. Have you read the whole series? If yes, what do you think of it?
I have. I love the first three, but I'm not sure how I feel about Breaking Dawn.

3. What is your opinion on Bella Swan?
She's a whiny bitch. hahaha. Wolves>Vampires

4. What TEAM are you?
SETH=MINE

5. If Edward Cullen existed…who would he be? (choose a celebrity, friend, actor, singer, deviant, etc who would be a great Edward Cullen)
deviant. hahahahaha!

6. If Bella Swan existed… who would she be? (choose a celebrity, friend, actress, singer, deviant, etc who would be a great Bella Swan)
She would be annoying. xD

7. If Jacob Black existed… who would he be? (choose a celebrity, friend, actor, singer, deviant, etc who would be a great Jacob Black)
he would be THE HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Execpt for Seth.

8. Have you ever re-read any of the Twilight series books? If yes, then which one(s)?
Yes.

9. Who is your favourite character?
Hmm.... the whole Pack + imprints

10. If any…Which character(s) can you absolutely not stand?
Umm.. Jessica. the bitch.

11. Have you seen the Twilight Movie? If yes, what did you think of it?
Yes, I thought it was great!

12. Do you support Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen? Explain.
No. He is NOT Edward.

13. Do you support Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan? Explain.
She's ok, but I'd rather it be Emily Browning

14. Do you support Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black? Explain.
HELL. YES.

15. If you saw the movie…who do you think as casted perfectly (or very well) for their character?
JACOB. And I love Charlie hehehe

16. Have you read the excerpts of Midnight Sun?
Most of it

17. Are you going to buy Midnight Sun?
Yes

18. Who is your favourite Twilight pairing(s)? (it can be any pairing. Even Charlie’s pepper spray and Bella’s Truck)
QuilxClaire, I think. Or JaredxKim. At the moment, EmbryxOC, because I'm formulating a fanfic

19. JacobxBella?
NO. She doesn't deserve him.

20. EdwardxBella?
Sure

21. JacobxRenesseme?
Well, it's weird. But ok.

22. MikexBella?
xD no, MikexJenny (hahahaha)

23. Have you ever considered of being Anti-Twilight?
Sorta. I don't like that Bella thinks she could DIE without Edward. But I really love the universe Meyer created, and I love the wolves, and the imprinting.

24. Have you noticed…ever since the movie came out…the fangirls are everywhere? Does this upset you?
Yes. Just a little. But it makes me feel less embarassed to be one.

25. Jacob with long or short hair?
long-medium

26. What is your Twilight pet peeve(s)? (crack pairings that include hetero or homo, too many fangirls, the movie etc… )
JacobxMarySue. Bugs the hell outta me.

27. When I say ‘vampire’…..you say….?
When I say 'hillshire' you say 'farm'!
Hillshire! Farm!
GO MEAT!

28. When I say ‘Jacob nomming on Doritos’….you say….?
Dang Ranch!!! (xDDD Cassie!)

29. Do you think Bella Swan is whiney and annoying?
Yep

30. Do you hate the idea of vampires sparkling?
Yeah, lol. It was a little over the top in the movie though

31. If you saw Emmett Cullen singing ‘Fergalicious’ with Alice Cullen and dancing on top of tables in your local hospital…..what would you say/do?
I would laugh, and ask if I could play Pretty Pretty Princess with them. [link]
Because apparently Edward doesn't want to.

32. Do you think Edward should attack humans instead of forest creatures like deer?
Nah..... he would just beat himself up more hahaha

33. Do you know how to correctly pronounce: Carlisle and Rosalie?
Yes.

34. If you’ve seen the movie…what was your reaction when Carlisle appeared on the screen?
I was like "YAY!" When I first saw a pic of him I thought his hair looked stiff xD

35. Do you like Bella’s Lullaby? If not, could you suggest a piano song that would be more suitable?
Sorta :-/

36. Do you think Edward Cullen had an afro in the 70s? Do you think Edward Cullen can be affected by drugs or alcohol?
AFRO = YES. And no.

37. If you were to compare Alice Cullen with any other character/celebrity etc…who would be most like her?
Physically I think she looks like Natalie Portman with short hair.
But otherwise she is totally unique ^_^

38. If Zac Efron plays Seth in the Breaking Dawn movie….would you barf?


39. Stephanie Meyer versus Anne Rice?
I haven’t read any of Anne Rice’s novels.

40. Do you think Stephanie Meyer TOTALLY copied the description of Renesseme from Anne Rice’s vampire character: Claudia? (If you don’t know what Claudia looks like: type in ‘Claudia interview with the vampire’ into Google images and search through the pictures)
Dunno. too lazy

41. Do you think Nessie is a cute nickname? Explain.
Renesmee annoys me. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NAME HER CARLIE?

42. Do you think Edward is a good father?
Daddy!Edward is very cayute :3

43. Are you afraid of Charlie Swan’s caterpillar mustache? (movie reference)
HAHAHA no I loved it

44. Sex, money, sex, money… cat?
Bella chooses sex.

I choose Werewolf.

45. Would you attend a vampire bachelor party?
hahahahahaha

46. Is Jasper Hale your soul mate?
NO. >

47. Do you think Jacob Black is secretly ticklish?
Definitely.

48. Who is your favourite werewolf? Who is your favourite vampire?
Seth/Jacob/Jared/Quil/Embry/allofthem. Um, Alice.

49. Do you imagine Old Quill to have a pencil for a mustache?
OLD QUIIIIIIILLLLLLLL

50. Do you think Jacob has naughty fantasies? Explain.


51. Only in the Twilight series…Do you support werewolves more than vampires?
Yes.

52. Do you think Edward Cullen secretly loathes Dracula?
"I think Edward secretly has a Dracula cape under the bed (the bed he only uses to have sex with Bella and bite pillows)" ....... *agrees with Cassie*

53. Do you think Jacob Black likes French Toast more than pancakes?
He likes WAFFLES.

54. Should Mike Newton be crowned: ‘Employee of the Month’? Or do you think his mother should?
Bella. xD

55. Do you think Esme has a favourite child? Or does she love them all equally?
I think she likes Alice best x)

56. If Jasper and Jacob had an arm wrestling match…do you think Bella would start freaking out and yelling and Emmett would just stand there laughing?
Hahahahaha! I love Emmett.

57. If you woke up in the middle of the night and Billy Black was staring at you from outside your window…would you invite him inside to watch a basketball game?
EEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHOLYSHITWTFBBQ!!!

58. Do you think Brady is better than Collin?
I don't really care for either of them. I don't like all the young'uns.

59. If Angela Weber scoffed Leah Clearwater’s favourite shoes…do you think Leah would go on a PMS bitch rage?
Lets pretend that said Jessica instead.
...
"GO LEAH GOOO!!!!!"

60. When I say: ‘Mike Newton likes to sing Drop it Like it’s Hot’…do you imagine The Volturi to beat box in the background?
nah, I see Emmett.

61. Do you support JacobxRosalie? Explain.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha no. xD

62. Snoring Jacob versus Jasper Hale’s eyes?
snoring Jacob

63. Victoria stole your kidney….what do you do?


64. Laurent and James are pointing and laughing at Aro…will Aro challenge them to a banjo duel to the death or will he just indulge in an intellectual conversation with them about Jacob’s Mulan hair moment?
HAHAHAHA Jacob's Mulan hair! Oh, but Aro will kick their asses in banjo duel.

65. Are you afraid of Mike Newton’s mini van?
Yes